Category Power Rankings

GAME OF THRONES POWER RANKINGS: Mockingbird

The Game of Thrones Power Rankings limber up, get in some weapons practice and navigate the Champion Select screen. Oh, and won’t someone please close the damned moon door? It’s letting a draft in. #1 Littlefinger (Last Time: Not Ranked) As impressive as it is that Petyr orchestrated the death of Jon Arryn and is […]

GAME OF THRONES POWER RANKINGS: The Laws of Gods and Men

Yes, after an exceptionally long hiatus, the Game of Thrones Power Rankings arrive 5 episodes late to deliver takes so hot I got paid three times their value. Rank on.   #1 Davos Seaworth (Last time: semi literate) In a week that finds everyone delivering varying degrees of temperature, Davos is bringing blistering, first degree […]

Breaking Bad Power Rankings: Felina

We’re done when I say we’re done… and from the looks of it, yes actually we are just about done. But let’s not mourn the loss of the worst scientific force to emerge from New Mexico since the atomic bomb just yet. Let’s cook together, one last time. Breaking Bad: The Animal House Ending Walter […]

Breaking Bad Power Rankings: Granite State

These final episodes of Breaking Bad coincide with my return to University and the concomitant ransom of my free time at the hands of masked, threatening lecturers. But while I may have more pressing responsibilities, and while it might be smarter to just let it go – much like Walter White, sometimes you start something […]

Breaking Bad Power Rankings: Ozymandias

Still a little hoarse from last week’s exercise in shouting and gunplay, the Power Ranking return with some mindbending metaphysics and borderline fan fiction for Breaking Bad’s harrowing pre penultimate episode. Let’s get cooking. ? Jack enters the great, dimly lit warehouse unarmed and uncertain. His men carefully place each barrel down, steady it, then retreat […]

Breaking Bad Power Rankings: Rabid Dog

The Power Rankings clean the carpet three times and attempt to mop up a rather messy liquid situation. Let’s get cooking. Walter ‘Mr Rogers with a lung tumour’ White “Old Yeller has the scent. Abort.” Walt grumbles, sheathing an unseasonable umbrella, taking care not to depress the trigger hidden in its handle, wary of the […]

Breaking Bad Power Rankings: Confessions

Confession: I tried Ensure Plus once. It was rancid. It tasted like a melted down Milky Bar with some shame added in. Anyway, lets get cooking! Jesse Pinkman Jesse’s ricin loaded revelation seems to have robbed us of watching him live out his days as Mr. Credit To Society, raising sled dogs in a chilly […]