Mad Banter: The Better Half

“We’ll probably have to get rid of the dog he’s that afraid of fur”

Don: “Butter is actually fresh. Margarine is indestructible”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h19m53s168

 

Chaough: “45 cents a pound is the highest, 29 is the lowest, that’s 50% more expensive. Fleischmanns is Chivas Regal”

Don: “Still half the price of butter. It’s Budweiser”

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h22m59s156

 

Chaaaaaaough: “But what’s the market share?”

Pete: “I just said it’s much higher than butter”

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h23m05s158

 

Pete: “Seeing as I have the ear of the client, it’s my recommendation that we go on taste alone”

*Ignored

Don: “Peggy!”

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h25m02s203

 

Pete: “Don! I agree with you…”

*No fucks given

Don & Chaough: *Ignore Campbell; beckon Peggy

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h26m00s72

 

Peggy: “Does everyone agree with yours?”

Chaough: “It’s not his or mine. Everyone has an opinion. We haven’t heard it yet but I’m sure they do”

Pete: “I like Don’s”

*No fucks given

Peggy: “What did Harry say?”

Harry: “I feel strongly both ways”

*Stuffs face

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h30m52s209

 

Chaough: “You know what, Don. Let’s go with yours”

Don: “Nah. I’m not even gonna be there”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h32m15s107

 

 

Pete: “Did you see that? He didn’t even turn around”

Harry: “Yep”

Pete: “OH IT SPEAKS!”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h33m43s201

 

Harry: “You wanna get your balls tickled? Go see a headhunter.”

*Grabs fistful of sandwiches

Pete: *Visits Duck Phillips

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h35m25s129

 

Asshole Director: “Megan sweetheart, what are you doing on the floor?”

Megan: “The script said to spill the drink…”

Asshole Director: “It doesn’t say to clean it up”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h38m03s90

 

Peggy: “I’m sure you will tell me”

Don: “I will. I’ll look at it very carefully, then I’ll formulate an educated opinion. You should try it sometime it’s what professionals do”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h40m31s101

 

Peggy: “I don’t know how I became a judge of turning this into a collaboration. Isn’t that your job?”

Don:  *Befuddlement

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h41m47s154

 

Roger: “So what do you think girls? You see any resemblance?”

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h43m28s226

 

Roger: “He’s having a special day with Pop-Pop. We’re going to the zoo and maybe the movies”

Joan: “So it’s just a regular workday?”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h44m25s151

 

Pete:”How many times have you met with Harry?”

Duck: “Too many. Don’t waste my time like Crane, I’m a headhunter, not a fan club”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h47m26s86

 

Pete: “How come you didn’t get yourself a job?”

Duck: “Well, that’s a Yankee Wrinkle”

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h48m44s41

 

Duck: “You interested in my business?”

Pete:  “No”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h49m46s0

 

Duck: “Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Cutler Gleeson and Chaough. Who the hells in charge?”

Pete: “Two of those men are as dead as doornails”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h51m47s224

 

Duck: “There’s a head of marketing job in Wichita that you’d be perfect for”

Pete: “Anything back here on earth?”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h51m14s151

 

Duck: “Pete. One day I looked in the mirror and I realised I had regrets because I didn’t understand the wellspring of my confidence”

Pete: “Gin?”

 

Duck_Campbell

 

Don: “Are you Bobby or Bobby 1?”

Bobby 5: “I’m Bobby 5. It’s sad, there’s no Bobby 1 anymore”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h59m31s0

 

Bobby 5: “You want me to get the waitress so you can get a drink?”

Don: * Eyebrows *Furtive glance

“Is that possible?”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-12h57m59s104

 

Betty: “Did you find a bottle?”

*It’s Don Draper. Question answers itself

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-13h00m43s201

 

Margaret: “Oh yea. Don Draper, father of the year”

Roger: “He loved it. Put him on I’ll do Dr Zaius again, he laughs like an idiot”

*Zaius voice “The forbidden zone was once a paradise!”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-13h03m34s107

 

Roger: “Who are you?”

Bob Benson “It’s me. Bob Benson. From the office”

*Holds coffee *Wears tiny shorts

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-13h06m32s64

 

 

Abe: “What’s going o…. OUUUGH!”

*Gets stabbed

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-13h07m47s80

 

Roger: “But I’m here”

Joan: “For now.  But every day Greg is some hero out there, and I’d rather him think of that as the man in his life”

Roger: “Who’s gonna watch TV with him, Bob Bunson?”

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-13h15m34s149

 

 

Disclaimer – I do not in any way condone the use of the word “banter” in any situation or context.

Click here for more Mad Banter. 

 

vlcsnap-2013-05-28-13h24m09s226

Bonus Bob Benson

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: