2013 Pedo Sweepstakes

2012 has been a big year for paedophilia and we here at Gunningham heavy industries expect this to continue apace well into 2013. As such myself and some associates will be making 3 picks each for people who will be outed for pederasty or child molestation in the coming year. Whoever gets the most correct wins the Pedo Sweepstakes.

Points will be mainly awarded for paedophilia, however if any of the picks are caught doing anything untoward or scandalous then minor points will be awarded.

Alistairs Picks:

  • Billy Connolly
  • Mark Lawrenson
  • Paul Chuckle

Bonus picks:  Bruce Forsyth dies. Jack Nicholson dies.

Darrens Picks:

  • Chris Tarrant
  • Des O’Connor
  • Barry Chuckle

Andys Picks:

  • Peter Purves
  • David Jason
  • Noel Edmonds

Callum McKennas Picks:

  • Piers Morgan
  • Stephen Mulhern
  • Alistair Cunningham

*Editors Note:  Callum you are a massive fucking wanker.

Jordans Picks:

  • Cliff Richard
  • Michael Portillo
  • Ian Duncan Smith

Googles Picks:

A search for already outed pedophile Jim Davidson and Google uses sophisticated pedophile algorithms to collate a who’s who of dodgy old British men. Let’s test the predictive power of the worlds most powerful search engine.

  • Tony Blackburn
  • David Icke
  • Noel Edmonds

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